What I expect the 12th Doctor to be like

crowley-has-the-phone-box:

Inviting a new companion to join him

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"Oh my god, Doctor, where are we?"

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Looking for the TARDIS after losing it on an alien planet 

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Fighting a Dalek

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Accidentally creating a paradox that is about to rip a hole in the fabric of Space and Time

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I have a good feeling about the new Doctor, ladies and gentlemen

IMPORTANT NOTE

abossycontrolfreak:

"I was born to save the Doctor" refers to Clara’s echoes, who were created by Clara in order to save the Doctor. It does NOT refer to Clara Oswald. 

iampetrovitch:

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captainwhitechocolate:

My favorite thing in the entire russian language is that the term for “rollercoaster” is literally “American slides”

This gets even funnier when you know that the Italian term for “rollercoaster” is literally “Russian mountains” :P

and in icelandic it’s ‘rússíbani’ which is literally Russian death..

I think that Russia is the universal standard for xtreme and death defying things, but they can’t use it for themselves so they went with America as the next best unit of “this is insane” :P

My headphones stopped clicking into place so I’m going through the ritual of picking months of lint out of my ipod’s headphone jack socket and it’s making me feel physically ill and queasy and I don’t know why but it’s really unpleasant what is going on